Dreaming of the Road


1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

3. I’d rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my bike.

4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 65 mph.

5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.

6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.

7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.

9. When you’re riding lead, don’t spit.

10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 65 mph can double your vocabulary.

11. If you can’t get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it’s serious.

12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

13. I’ve never seen a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist’s office.

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5 thoughts on “Dreaming of the Road

  1. Chris

    Yeah, you know it’s a tough winter when the weather man tells you to “get outside and enjoy the good weather” the first time it gets up to 20 degrees… Another tell-tale sign is that this morning on the news there were announcements that various school districts ARE having school today — it’s taken for granted any more that school is canceled pretty much every day.


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